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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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