so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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