is this the sara with the beer cane?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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