You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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