Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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