hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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