THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"