youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right