imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
this hospital has no fireball
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill