Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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