did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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