Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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