Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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