i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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