jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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