if i died would you start the facebook group?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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