Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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