I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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