She's JV to your varsity
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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