dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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