We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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