No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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