he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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