this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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