And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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