dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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