We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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