Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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