her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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