Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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