He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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