Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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