i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
