sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Randomize
