WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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