My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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