Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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