shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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