Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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