It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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