Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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