I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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