he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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