Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We got so high we made milksteak
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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