like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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