I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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