I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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