yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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