best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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