Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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