Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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