Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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