Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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