Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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