In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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