It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
