It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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