It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize