i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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